Alright listen up. This is my Tumblr. That's my real name at the top there. If you're a potential employer who has Googled me to find out what I'm about, this is it. My Twitter, @sallyslytherin, is basically every dumb thought that goes through my head (but it's all pretty golden let me tell you) and my Facebook is literally nothing ew facebook gross I don't even. This blog is what I really am. This is my sense of humor and what I adore deep in my heart. Sherlock stuff? You bet there's Sherlock stuff there's a lot of Cumberlovin on here. Ayumi Hamasaki? She's my entire life and I love her more than anything on this planet and beyond not even joking. I love her. Nerdfighteria? You mean HOME?? Funny text posts? Funny text posts. This blog is who I am in my heart. Which is probably why my blog and I share the same name. So going through my dash is like observing me from a distance, and following me is like getting to know who I am, so I suggest you do that. Because I would like to know you too.

There’s no doubt that if you saw that simultaneously icy and ferocious performance of Cumberbatch’s on the big screen this past weekend, you saw something special. But if you haven’t yet heard him desperately hunting up and down a cabin full of passengers for an elusive lemon, or being tricked into delivering a cabin address in the world’s worst French accent, or saying things like “I carried the sheep for you. I climbed the tree. I rode the back of the truck. But now I have to X-ray these geese” … you’re missing out.

—(x)

(Source: imjohnlocked)

zectrons:

My friend got his paper back and it said “i know i gave you a hard on good job with it.” And i literally cant breathe

imagine how is touch the sky

zectrons:

My friend got his paper back and it said “i know i gave you a hard on good job with it.” And i literally cant breathe

imagine how is touch the sky

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita)

  • Person outside the fandot: You've heard those episodes hundreds of times. Hasn't the novelty worn off a little?
  • Me: No, never! It's just always exciting, that amazing moment when I fall in love with a radio show and no one knows why.

(Source: samanthapanther)

questionableadvice:

~ The College Freshman’s Don’t Book, by George Fullerton Evans, 1910via Internet Archive

questionableadvice:

~ The College Freshman’s Don’t Book, by George Fullerton Evans, 1910
via Internet Archive

Things I need from the BBC right now.

whymoffatwhy:

  • Sherlock series 1 & 2 deleted scenes
  • Sherlock gagreel
  • More setlock
  • Transcripts
  • Series three
  • sERIES THREE
  • series three

SERIES THREE

  1. series three
                                                      
    series three
    sERies tHReE

s       t
e       h
r        r                        
       series three
i        e
e       e
s

yayoucandy:

ayumi hamasaki - Tell All (by Yayou)

「I will become the reason you breathe」

「It’s always easy to cry, but I want to smile…」

marchamasaki:

We are beautiful fighters

To be honest

These are some terrible days

But the girls who live

Without stopping nor giving up are

Beautiful Fighters

The unhealed wound

Sometimes opens

But shuts again in time

-Beautiful Fighters

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

(Source: youtube.com)

lucyintheskywithducks:

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

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raptorific:

How would you react if you walked into a job interview and they made you do the Kobayashi Maru test?

poetanddidntknowit34:

whymoffatwhy:

hE lOoKs LiKe a dOLl?!?//1>?

I’ll take two

poetanddidntknowit34:

whymoffatwhy:

hE lOoKs LiKe a dOLl?!?//1>?

I’ll take two

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

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thanks